Of Canis Latinicus

Win. I envy Tim's place for that reason.

I've had a sudden impulse to work on non-combat skills after the hours spent picking up 92 Attack. Out came the knife. I'm not far from 1 million experience in Fletching so I've taken up the knife and 5000 maple logs to get 75 Fletching.

After this, I'll have 75 Fletching and a stack of 5000 untrung maple longbows in my bank. They're worth about 730k all but nobody buys them. I'll ship them into the general store, should make a profit anyway.

Looked up the price on Wikia. I'll make a loss selling them to the store. Should I opt to sell these things to a general store, I'll lose an incomprehensibly large sum of 38k. 0_o

I also got 76 Fishing today and begun harassing sharks. Turns out, they're better money than Woodcutting Magic trees, even at level 76 against 88. The sharks don't make annoying choppy noises, I don't have to fight over their respawns and I don't need to world hop to find an empty world.

Caught 500 sharks. Sold them. I should get 80 Cooking and a set of Cooking Gauntlets to supply myself with big fish.

Also, I appear to be too lazy to close a 4.5k gap to 67 Magic.

No, I don't use Magic, why did you ask ?

Regards, Boombaye1

Of Kuudere

So, I was visiting a Bounty World out of desire to unlock a music track when I went passed the ditch to build some potential and renew my memberships.

15 minutes later, this guy jumps me outta nowhere and starts attacking and harassing me so I head back to the bank, take out a dagger and some food.

Walk out, DDS the poor sod to hell and pick up the loot.



Turns out the guy I mauled with my gigantic 6% Earning Potential was my bounty target.

Yeah.



I was also assaulted by a unicorn in Stealing Creation and got 92 Attack.




Rather unfortunate business with Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett. Hard to realize so many familiar songs were by this one man. All these songs I grew up alongside. Worse still, how Farrah's death was hardly noticed. My thoughts go out to these people's families for this ordeal.

Of Sactioned Resplendence

No, I have no idea what the title means.

Whether such a title exists at all is debatable.

I've settled into my new computer, a beast of a machine. 9800GT, 2 Gigs of RAM and all that jazz. I was hoping for 4 gigs but that would mean the loss of Windows XP.

Unfortunately, I use this hulking monstrosity to play Runescape. The damned rig puts Fallout 3 at maximum detail with no noticeable slowdown and I use it to play RuneScape. This is the epitome of wasteful and awesome.

Internet is still capped.

I've stepped up training at Armoured Zombies with a Sacred Clay helm. Too bad the helmet seems to run out of charges within 50k experience. What's the damned thing made of ? Clay ?

Also, Barrows. It's awesome, I picked up 1.5 million at the cost of approximately 42k. Mostly paying for the first run's supplies. That's in one day*.

While typing that last sentence, I picked up a Champion Scroll from the zombies.

Lucky.

My first scroll was a demon. I went in with fire blasts and died. End of story.

In more interesting news, my membership is being canceled in 3 days.

In other interesting news, someone told my mother she could cancel my membership.

Regards, Boombaye1

*Dates, names, places and amounts subject to chan-wait, I lost the citation, where is it ?!

Of Percussive Maintenance

I would like to formally declare Piscatoris the centre of not child safe weirdness.



In Piscatoris, pantless guys mocks you.

I'm pulling RuneScape back to the top of my priorities. Galaxy Online is a boring, waiting game. Like Travian or Ikariam in space.

Pirate Galaxy has a grind arguably worse than RuneScape. Level 10 can take a good 4 hours, if you're lucky. Exteel is just way too laggy for a third person shooter.

A close friend who dropped out for a good year came back, some guy broke into his account and got rid of his Tassets and Saradomin Sword. He's back around now.

That is all.

Regards, Boombaye1

Of The Lost Monarch

I haven't been playing Runescape much since 2 weeks after my last post. Other games got in the way, Fallout 3. Battlefield 2. Galaxy Online. Exteel. Last Chaos.

Each vying for a place in my limited schedule.

I still log onto Runescape once or twice a day.

In the two weeks that I did actually play, I gained 72 Fletching and...something else.

Stuff I achieved since the last post which I may soon regret: So much.

Regards, Boombaye1

Of mah lazur

I'd also like to take this opportunity to showcase my 1337 pr1ntscr33n 5k1llz.

No, I don't care if someone else simply took your name and did this for fun, it's hilarious and if my readers are as dumb as I hope they are, they'll believe it's you.

Soooo...nothin'.

Meh, my new school is made of pure win, it's no school. It's a park, 70 well-behaved students coupled with friendly students and 3 kids who play Runescape, it's a dream come true.

Little made it's way to Boombaye, though.

I relish the coming update, some good fun is innit for me. This Soul thing is interesting. More so than Jiant Slayar Monstars. Yay for combat. Now, yay even more for Mobilising Armies.

Stuff I achieved since the last post which I may soon regret: 64 Prayer and something else...

PS: I didn't post that just to make him look bad, that'd be silly willy.



Regards, Boombaye.

Of Planetary Collisions

I'm hanging out at the Black Dragons with my mind resting on the thought of hunting down Iron and Steel dragons for the Visage. I've got the Saradomin Sword, let's kick it up a notch.

My 99 Attack goal stagnated when I decided to bring down those dragons once more but rest assured, it will come along after 85 Strength shows up.

The fact is, I stopped Visage Hunting at the Iron Dragons due to poor luck, I'm heading back there soon with better stats and more patience this time around. It appears that with a deeper understanding of game mechanics, I can get anything here done. I know much but understand very little. As such, I'm going to put more into this. I have a fine stockpile of cash with which to pull this off. The only problem is choosing a weapon. No whip. Dragon Battleaxe or Dragon Mace.

In other news, I'm unfortunately being transferred to another school. Big shot private school. Do not want.

Stuff I achieved since the last post which I may soon regret: 90 Attack, Lunar Diplomacy, 49 Herblore, 49 Farming after Tears if Guthix.

Regards, Boombaye1