I have quit Runescape. I doesn't appeal to me anymore, not enough combat, too many quests, noobs and spammers. Look on the Rants forum if you want to see what I mean. My membership runs out in May and its gonna stay that way for a very long time.
As for these 'Of' titles, Musings of a Small Mind is my new title but that lil bit of info beneath the title is now gonna say: Oh Muse ! Grant me voice and memory to tell...after tell, the word 'Of' comes in. I want that lil line to connect with my titles in some small way.
Monday, April 28, 2008
Sunday, April 27, 2008
Of Chuck Norris
I came up with a list of Chuck Norris facts only read these if you need a laugh, they ain't funny if you're happy while reading them...if you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you're dead.
1. Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Massacre.
2. If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
3. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse you in the face.
4. The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
5. Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
6. Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.
7. Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
8. Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
9. Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
10. Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"
11. Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
12. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
13. According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.
14. Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
15. When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
16. There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.
17. When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
18. Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
19. When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
20. Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)
21. Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
22. The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
23. A picture is worth a thousand words. A Chuck Norris is worth 1 billion words.
24. Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
25. While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
26. When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.
27. Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
28. Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
29. Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
30. Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
31. Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
32. The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
33. It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
34. The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.
35. When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.
36. Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
37. Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
38. Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.
39. It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.
40. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
41. Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
42. There is in fact an “I” in Norris, but there is no “team”… not even close.
43. Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.
44. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
45. Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.
46. Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.
47. Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.
48. Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.
49. Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
50. Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.
1. Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Massacre.
2. If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
3. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse you in the face.
4. The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
5. Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
6. Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.
7. Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
8. Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
9. Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
10. Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"
11. Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
12. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
13. According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.
14. Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
15. When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
16. There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.
17. When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
18. Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
19. When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
20. Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)
21. Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
22. The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
23. A picture is worth a thousand words. A Chuck Norris is worth 1 billion words.
24. Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
25. While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
26. When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.
27. Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
28. Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
29. Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
30. Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
31. Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
32. The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
33. It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
34. The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.
35. When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.
36. Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
37. Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
38. Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.
39. It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.
40. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
41. Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
42. There is in fact an “I” in Norris, but there is no “team”… not even close.
43. Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.
44. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
45. Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.
46. Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.
47. Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.
48. Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.
49. Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
50. Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.
Monday, April 21, 2008
Of Spam and the End of the World
Quote: lol so u dont like people with bad grammer? go fuck ur self then noob lvl 70s arent high lvls, and stop whining about bad grammer ur one of those noobs that jagex is worring about End Quote.
I found at least 7 errors in there that aren't slang, netlingo or shortened versions of regular words. That, my friends, is how Boombaye1's theory of reverse evolution works.
A while ago, I got this comment. Since I don't ever check back on the comments on old posts, I only ran into this one when I was deleting E-Mails. I'm lucky though, Marlaine has to deal with something along the lines of 200 spam comments per post and I expect at least 20 of them should be from haters.
Listen, Sparky, I don't care what you say about me, I have my opinions and you have yours ! I don't meddle with you so you don't meddle with me ! Capiche ? You have one chance to pull yourself back together before the Ban Hammer comes down. Gah ! I just read on Kitt's New Blog that Blogger doesn't let you ban anymore ! Great. My last line of defence is gone. Now I see why Tim doesn't allow comments, Kitt stopped blogging and Marlaine doesn't use Blogger.
Kitt has changed genders to slow down people making passes at her and something about outfits. I changed mine just for fun at first but then, watching how many people would ask me out (the red outfit helped) I now hang around on free worlds a lot and report anyone who asks for a BF/GF.
Kitt says hell is other people. I say this isn't life, this is Hell with fluorescent lighting.
Here are a couple links I ran into at Yahoo!
End of the Earth Day
Take a look at the solutions to these problems, they're the best part.
Films that make Your High-School History Teacher Cry
Gotta love Speedos (You didn't hear it from me)
I am getting closer to changing my blog title to Musings of a Small Mind. It seems more fitting.
Boombaye1 over and out !
I found at least 7 errors in there that aren't slang, netlingo or shortened versions of regular words. That, my friends, is how Boombaye1's theory of reverse evolution works.
A while ago, I got this comment. Since I don't ever check back on the comments on old posts, I only ran into this one when I was deleting E-Mails. I'm lucky though, Marlaine has to deal with something along the lines of 200 spam comments per post and I expect at least 20 of them should be from haters.
Listen, Sparky, I don't care what you say about me, I have my opinions and you have yours ! I don't meddle with you so you don't meddle with me ! Capiche ? You have one chance to pull yourself back together before the Ban Hammer comes down. Gah ! I just read on Kitt's New Blog that Blogger doesn't let you ban anymore ! Great. My last line of defence is gone. Now I see why Tim doesn't allow comments, Kitt stopped blogging and Marlaine doesn't use Blogger.
Kitt has changed genders to slow down people making passes at her and something about outfits. I changed mine just for fun at first but then, watching how many people would ask me out (the red outfit helped) I now hang around on free worlds a lot and report anyone who asks for a BF/GF.
Kitt says hell is other people. I say this isn't life, this is Hell with fluorescent lighting.
Here are a couple links I ran into at Yahoo!
End of the Earth Day
Take a look at the solutions to these problems, they're the best part.
Films that make Your High-School History Teacher Cry
Gotta love Speedos (You didn't hear it from me)
I am getting closer to changing my blog title to Musings of a Small Mind. It seems more fitting.
Boombaye1 over and out !
Sunday, April 20, 2008
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Friday, April 18, 2008
Of Post Titles, Money and Sandpaper
Most blog post titles tell you something about the topic. 'A Bright Prospect for Merchants', 'The Good, the Bad and the Stupid' and 'Tips on Magic.....Summoning.....' are prime examples. Mine are no less the same. I've lost that creative jest when creating post titles and most will now start with 'Of' Kitt seems to have the most humorous and creative and I can't mine humorous and creative without crossing the copywrite line.
While I was casually strolling about in Lumbridge on a free world and reporting noobs (Wow, me, reporting noobs. Shocker) 2 people said I was showing off my high level and equipment in the space of 1 hour. Why shouldn't I be allowed to show my Dragon Sq Shield or my level 100 Combat ? I earned it through hard work and you should stop flapping your git and get yourself to work earning something. This isn't a case where Daddy's Little Princess phones Daddy and within 1 hour, shes strolling down Main Street, flaunting that diamond studded purse of hers. She didn't earn it, she shouldn't make it look like shes better than anyone else here.
My lips and mouth feel like sandpaper. I got myself dehydrated when school started and I can't yawn without feeling nerve ending swear at me. That glass of water in front of my monitor is also obstructing my vision ! That and I'll allow 3 Days to answer the questions I post before I post my ideas and/or answers.
Boombaye's Questions of the Post:
How many things are in the WOM's house that don't exist anywhere else ?
Shellshock: What does it do ?
Why do people use fake flavourants in concentrated lemon juice but real lemon juice in dishwashing liquid ?
Regards, Boombaye1
While I was casually strolling about in Lumbridge on a free world and reporting noobs (Wow, me, reporting noobs. Shocker) 2 people said I was showing off my high level and equipment in the space of 1 hour. Why shouldn't I be allowed to show my Dragon Sq Shield or my level 100 Combat ? I earned it through hard work and you should stop flapping your git and get yourself to work earning something. This isn't a case where Daddy's Little Princess phones Daddy and within 1 hour, shes strolling down Main Street, flaunting that diamond studded purse of hers. She didn't earn it, she shouldn't make it look like shes better than anyone else here.
My lips and mouth feel like sandpaper. I got myself dehydrated when school started and I can't yawn without feeling nerve ending swear at me. That glass of water in front of my monitor is also obstructing my vision ! That and I'll allow 3 Days to answer the questions I post before I post my ideas and/or answers.
Boombaye's Questions of the Post:
How many things are in the WOM's house that don't exist anywhere else ?
Shellshock: What does it do ?
Why do people use fake flavourants in concentrated lemon juice but real lemon juice in dishwashing liquid ?
Regards, Boombaye1
Thursday, April 17, 2008
Of Names, Luck, Disappointment and Musings of a Small Mind
Disappointment. We've all faced it. That new Andre Sanda Rodriguez dress you can't afford. A computer that handles Crysis you can't afford. A friend who has stopped blogging (Kitt Fox reference).
Today, luck struck for me as I emptied out my kingdom, no eggs. I was Disappointed. Dug through the nests, I was lucky and hit a Spirit Seed. I said:" Aren't these the seeds that go for like 2 mil on the GE ?!" I charged at the Exchange (maniac style) 'This item cannot be sold on the Grand Exchange' Disappointment. That seed is now a placekeeper in my bank. I also like to buy a few things or just go through the exchange if I'm upset or something. I accidentally sold my whip for 1.3 mil but that resulted in me doing Legends Quest and obtaining a Dragon Sq shield.
Today, I made the idiot mistake of buying a Rune Berserker Shield "just because I can". Its sitting there at minimum price waiting for a buyer. However, in selling everything I got from my kingdom, I did manage to rack up another 100k boosting my budget to 300k. That 171k from the shield is gonna make it even better.
That brings me back to the days where I would quit on a goal and have a stack of coins sitting there and then spending it on something stupid. I have considered more Mole Hunting as the nest prices have raised and I can actually get buyers now.
Onto the names !
A name is something you really shouldn't change but I hope to change mine to Boombaye instead of Boombaye1. Then I can join the Pantheon of Cool People with no Numbers Behind Their Usernames. I kinda feel that Boombaye1 seems like your average 'secondary player' and not a main account. Boombaye's password was lost to time though. I have been thinking of changing my blog title to 'Musings of a Small Mind' (inspired by Marlaine's Musings) its gone about 2000 miles off course from the Runescape topic. Remember, thinking about it, not implementing yet.
I'm also adding a few things for you to think about at the end of each post. Just to get that grey matter working.
Boombaye's Questions of the Post:
Which melee Barrow's armour is stylish and provides good defense bonuses ? (Torag's is out !)
Combos of different parts are also accepted.
Why are coffins always nailed shut ?
The Learnean Hydra: How many heads does it have ?
Post your answers in a comment, please I really don't want these things in the chatbox.
Regards, Boombaye1
Today, luck struck for me as I emptied out my kingdom, no eggs. I was Disappointed. Dug through the nests, I was lucky and hit a Spirit Seed. I said:" Aren't these the seeds that go for like 2 mil on the GE ?!" I charged at the Exchange (maniac style) 'This item cannot be sold on the Grand Exchange' Disappointment. That seed is now a placekeeper in my bank. I also like to buy a few things or just go through the exchange if I'm upset or something. I accidentally sold my whip for 1.3 mil but that resulted in me doing Legends Quest and obtaining a Dragon Sq shield.
Today, I made the idiot mistake of buying a Rune Berserker Shield "just because I can". Its sitting there at minimum price waiting for a buyer. However, in selling everything I got from my kingdom, I did manage to rack up another 100k boosting my budget to 300k. That 171k from the shield is gonna make it even better.
That brings me back to the days where I would quit on a goal and have a stack of coins sitting there and then spending it on something stupid. I have considered more Mole Hunting as the nest prices have raised and I can actually get buyers now.
Onto the names !
A name is something you really shouldn't change but I hope to change mine to Boombaye instead of Boombaye1. Then I can join the Pantheon of Cool People with no Numbers Behind Their Usernames. I kinda feel that Boombaye1 seems like your average 'secondary player' and not a main account. Boombaye's password was lost to time though. I have been thinking of changing my blog title to 'Musings of a Small Mind' (inspired by Marlaine's Musings) its gone about 2000 miles off course from the Runescape topic. Remember, thinking about it, not implementing yet.
I'm also adding a few things for you to think about at the end of each post. Just to get that grey matter working.
Boombaye's Questions of the Post:
Which melee Barrow's armour is stylish and provides good defense bonuses ? (Torag's is out !)
Combos of different parts are also accepted.
Why are coffins always nailed shut ?
The Learnean Hydra: How many heads does it have ?
Post your answers in a comment, please I really don't want these things in the chatbox.
Regards, Boombaye1
Monday, April 14, 2008
Of Kitt, gaming and vacation.
Kitt stopped blogging and has left her blog in the dust...This is my 80th post and I'm typing this out as Dawn of War: Soulstorm is installing. I'm an avid gamer, no surprise. Runescape has lost its position as top game I waste my life on. Now its between the Maxing out my character on Titan Quest and beating the snot out of anything in Soulstorm. I have not quit Runescape and may never will but I will miss Kitt. It appears that her blog was shot down by flak from someone by the name of Kayla.
During my vacation, my Father bought a new laptop with Windows Vista and enough Ram and a good enough graphics card to run Company of Heroes and I spent more time on that than sightseeing.
I'll see about posting pictures of my vacation later on but right now...Soulstorm finished installing.
Kitt = Tau Empire. Strong in her beliefs and willing to take charge...even if it means gross consquence.
Kayla = Dark Eldar. Malevolent, cruel and takes pleasure in cruelty.
Boombaye1 = Can I pick more than one ?
Tim = Inquisition. Leaders and warriors dedicated to punching evil where it hurts most...genitals or the wallet, we may never know.
Marlaine = Sisters of Battle. Maintain calm and never explode unless with a good reason =p
Buy Kitt and happy slaughter of Dark Eldar to me.
During my vacation, my Father bought a new laptop with Windows Vista and enough Ram and a good enough graphics card to run Company of Heroes and I spent more time on that than sightseeing.
I'll see about posting pictures of my vacation later on but right now...Soulstorm finished installing.
Kitt = Tau Empire. Strong in her beliefs and willing to take charge...even if it means gross consquence.
Kayla = Dark Eldar. Malevolent, cruel and takes pleasure in cruelty.
Boombaye1 = Can I pick more than one ?
Tim = Inquisition. Leaders and warriors dedicated to punching evil where it hurts most...genitals or the wallet, we may never know.
Marlaine = Sisters of Battle. Maintain calm and never explode unless with a good reason =p
Buy Kitt and happy slaughter of Dark Eldar to me.
Saturday, April 5, 2008
Blackout
We had a blackout earlier and I got bored enough to right a journal...watch my descent into madness. Our group was hit by the Llamas again and it took an hour to restore power and evacuate...
19:55. Power goes out. Was playing Titan Quest. Lost all progress. 6000 exp away from maxing out defense.
20:03. Parents arrive home from work.
20:05. Realizes cellphone batteries will die within an hour.
20:17. Finished Dinner.
20:19. Decide to listen to music.
20:20. Got bored of music. Decide to listen to music upside-down on couch.
20:21. Got bored of above idea.
20:22. Decide its easier to listen to music upside-down on couch in living room than study.
20:26. Got bored.
20:27. Decided to jot this down and post on blog.
20:29. Attempt to pour Coke in the dark.
20:30. Cleans up mess left from 20:29.
20:37 Plays the same song over for the third time in a row. Got another 'battery low' message.
20:39. Battery dies. Preparing to give it a funeral.
20:42 Opening up the cellphone to obtain battery requires screwdriver.
20:43 Launches world's smallest search party. Objective: Screwdriver.
20:45 Aborts funeral. Can't obtain screwdriver without murdering a crow.
20:51. Brain starts shutting down. Lack of radiation from Computer screens and TV is primary cause.
20:54. I hts hed on tabel.
20:56. After 4 glasses of Coke and some kind of solidified, frozen water, my brain appears to function as normal.
20:58. Our scouting party gas been trapped in this desolate wasteland for over an our. Morale is low and we've eaten our last swimsuit calendar. I got June through August. Voting to see who will give up an arm for breakfast.
21:05 A clan of mutant Llamas armed with harpoon guns steal our breakfast.
21:11. Delta 62 went bananas.
21:12. Tossed 62 off a cliff. He landed on another cliff.
21:17. I am writing this by the light of mortar fire as the Llamas are hitting us again. We have 07 on the conduit but it could be a while before power is restored. They're comi-
I'll let you guess what happened next.
Regards, Boombaye1
19:55. Power goes out. Was playing Titan Quest. Lost all progress. 6000 exp away from maxing out defense.
20:03. Parents arrive home from work.
20:05. Realizes cellphone batteries will die within an hour.
20:17. Finished Dinner.
20:19. Decide to listen to music.
20:20. Got bored of music. Decide to listen to music upside-down on couch.
20:21. Got bored of above idea.
20:22. Decide its easier to listen to music upside-down on couch in living room than study.
20:26. Got bored.
20:27. Decided to jot this down and post on blog.
20:29. Attempt to pour Coke in the dark.
20:30. Cleans up mess left from 20:29.
20:37 Plays the same song over for the third time in a row. Got another 'battery low' message.
20:39. Battery dies. Preparing to give it a funeral.
20:42 Opening up the cellphone to obtain battery requires screwdriver.
20:43 Launches world's smallest search party. Objective: Screwdriver.
20:45 Aborts funeral. Can't obtain screwdriver without murdering a crow.
20:51. Brain starts shutting down. Lack of radiation from Computer screens and TV is primary cause.
20:54. I hts hed on tabel.
20:56. After 4 glasses of Coke and some kind of solidified, frozen water, my brain appears to function as normal.
20:58. Our scouting party gas been trapped in this desolate wasteland for over an our. Morale is low and we've eaten our last swimsuit calendar. I got June through August. Voting to see who will give up an arm for breakfast.
21:05 A clan of mutant Llamas armed with harpoon guns steal our breakfast.
21:11. Delta 62 went bananas.
21:12. Tossed 62 off a cliff. He landed on another cliff.
21:17. I am writing this by the light of mortar fire as the Llamas are hitting us again. We have 07 on the conduit but it could be a while before power is restored. They're comi-
I'll let you guess what happened next.
Regards, Boombaye1
Draw. Write. Play.
I discovered a great new comic by the name of Draw Write Play. If you like Ctrl Alt Delete then you'll love this. Its Ctrl Alt Delete with boobs ! Really. Refreshing humor, randomness and a barrage of innuendo. Too bad it only started in 2007 and there isn't much of an archive...yet. The author seems to also miss quite a few updates or is late rather often...meh. Sounds like me.
That comic is right about...here.
Tuesday, April 1, 2008
I beat Titan Quest !
I finished the game in 31 hours and 22 Minutes. Probably less because I took the time to celebrate...by killing some guys. However, don't be fooled by the shortness.
I only explored: 1 out of 28 possible classes.
2 out of a possible 8 skills.
1 difficulty level.
3 rare weapons.
2 rare pieces of armour.
Killed only about half of all creatures that existed.
Only brought down 12-18 out of a helluva lot of bosses.
Got level 31 out of 65
I want to create a new character and use 2 different skills but I also want to max this other one out. I'm gonna max this one out first.
Regards, Boombaye1
I only explored: 1 out of 28 possible classes.
2 out of a possible 8 skills.
1 difficulty level.
3 rare weapons.
2 rare pieces of armour.
Killed only about half of all creatures that existed.
Only brought down 12-18 out of a helluva lot of bosses.
Got level 31 out of 65
I want to create a new character and use 2 different skills but I also want to max this other one out. I'm gonna max this one out first.
Regards, Boombaye1
Forum Spam
Title says more than enough. I opened a page on the forums and there were NINE locked threads in a row. I see that the mods never seem to be idle. JaGex really should start banning IPs more often. Every time someone like 76ers Master posts, a possibly worthwhile thread is pushed off the dark cliff onto page 51.
Pure Noob992: His name says it all. Terrible spelling and punctuation. Wheres a guillotine when you need it ?
1099 Carson: Wastes a space saying something utterly pointless and has been said a thousand times before.
76ers Master: Idiot. 'Nuff said.
Does that tell you why I want idiot repellent ? Bear Mace isn't strong enough for these guys.
Regards, Boombaye1
Runescape free worlds falling apart...
Aye. Nutjobs are actually soliciting cybersex on Runescape free worlds. There is less trouble like that on Members worlds. I often visit free worlds if I'm bored to check out the chaos. JaGex has also tightened security on those worlds. Every time I go there, there is a 75% chance of running into a mod. This never happened when I first started playing. In fact, in early 2007, it wasn't too common to see someone begging. Whenever I walk into Lumbridge, all hell breaks loose as a get at lease 5 trades within 3 minutes. Most will just say 'plz' after I say no. Its a harsh cycle.
There are a few players who go about their business and I just say to myself "they have potential". I still wonder what those few non-noobs can handle this torrent of stupidity. Whats worse is the report abuse system. You can't send more than 1 report every 60 seconds. Why can't JaGex have a system that filters reports, if there is more than 1 report for 1 person every 60 seconds, can't they just keep if for later ? That way I kind pummel as many different players as I can pummel different keys every minute.
Regards, Boombaye1
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