We had a blackout earlier and I got bored enough to right a journal...watch my descent into madness. Our group was hit by the Llamas again and it took an hour to restore power and evacuate...
19:55. Power goes out. Was playing Titan Quest. Lost all progress. 6000 exp away from maxing out defense.
20:03. Parents arrive home from work.
20:05. Realizes cellphone batteries will die within an hour.
20:17. Finished Dinner.
20:19. Decide to listen to music.
20:20. Got bored of music. Decide to listen to music upside-down on couch.
20:21. Got bored of above idea.
20:22. Decide its easier to listen to music upside-down on couch in living room than study.
20:26. Got bored.
20:27. Decided to jot this down and post on blog.
20:29. Attempt to pour Coke in the dark.
20:30. Cleans up mess left from 20:29.
20:37 Plays the same song over for the third time in a row. Got another 'battery low' message.
20:39. Battery dies. Preparing to give it a funeral.
20:42 Opening up the cellphone to obtain battery requires screwdriver.
20:43 Launches world's smallest search party. Objective: Screwdriver.
20:45 Aborts funeral. Can't obtain screwdriver without murdering a crow.
20:51. Brain starts shutting down. Lack of radiation from Computer screens and TV is primary cause.
20:54. I hts hed on tabel.
20:56. After 4 glasses of Coke and some kind of solidified, frozen water, my brain appears to function as normal.
20:58. Our scouting party gas been trapped in this desolate wasteland for over an our. Morale is low and we've eaten our last swimsuit calendar. I got June through August. Voting to see who will give up an arm for breakfast.
21:05 A clan of mutant Llamas armed with harpoon guns steal our breakfast.
21:11. Delta 62 went bananas.
21:12. Tossed 62 off a cliff. He landed on another cliff.
21:17. I am writing this by the light of mortar fire as the Llamas are hitting us again. We have 07 on the conduit but it could be a while before power is restored. They're comi-
I'll let you guess what happened next.