Anybody why has met me will know I often threaten people in fun ways...I have a twisted sense of humor. A friend and I were discussing multi clanning and I said if there was a war between his clan which I am a member of and a clan which I might create. I said if something like that were to happen, I would need to fortify my POH. Here are a list of ideas I came up with:
A minefield of Salamanders which explode in fiery death when stepped on. His response: Points for creativity, deduct points for realism.
Negotiating with Dwarves to see if they could build me a minigun. No response.
Turning my chapel into a war room/armory. The altar would flip over, revealing crossbows with 1000s of bolts. The stained glass windows become hologram projectors and give mission briefings.
His response: You know you're a nutjob, right ?
A guard tower with a minigun. No response.
A missile silo hidden under the fountain. His response: isn't that a lil impractical ?
I then asked him, am I being to ambitious ?
Yah think ?
No. I need to think bigger !
*snaps fingers* Intercontinental Ballistic Fire Strikes !
About your missile silo, have you considered a misfire ?
So it'll wipe out Varrock, who cares ?
Mebbe I could modify Mourner Gear into Chemical Warfare gear !
I also need a Fallout Bunker !
His clan is that similar to a Ninja Academy so I asked him: You're a ninja right ? Do you know how I can put crossbows in my paintings ?
Okay, I'll stop.